Meet Svetlana:
Our Glamorous Leading Lady, the greatest Diva of the Czeznovian stage and the only actual actress in the Bubalaires, she is the shining star in our firmament.

What I like about America:
"The easy access to Retin-A"

What are your hobbies being:
"Collecting bleach bottles and making little bleach bottle pigs and send to my cousin Vladimir (code name for protection) which he then sells on gray market for a very pretty penny. He then sends me in return my fish wine. "